Some of you who've decided (for whatever reason), to check out this blog may already know me. I'm sort of an infamous online personality. By "infamous", of course, I mean "openly annoying and a troll". But for those of you who may, in fact, be strangers to me let me tell you a few things about myself.
* I'm 19, with the maturity level of a 12- year old and the mental capacity of an 8-year old.
* I like horror movies, old cartoons, porno movies, action figures, making fun of emo kids, sci-fi serials from the 1950's, the Devil, Satanic worship, foot worship, sexual deviancy, children's educational programming, quirky nerd girls with lunch-box purses, and player pianos. Also, I enjoy long walks on the beach.
* My life revolves around the internet. In fact, I've grown to such Jabba The Hutt-esque proportions due to my sedentary lifestyle I'm barely able to leave my chair. But that just means more stuff from me. Hurray?
* I own over 2,000 movies, download almost that many a month, and buy almost that many a year, but I still find time to have an actual life. Not all nerds are losers. But all losers are nerds.
That's enough shit about me. Let's get on with the show.
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